Today I turned 27.
Today Mary Beth and I went to get manicures and pedicures. Afterwards we went to lunch which included an ice cream sundae and bloody marys. They don't mix well but I had a great time.
At night Arnie took me out to dinner. All in all it was a quiet birthday that mostly consisted of a lot of birthday emails, text messages, and voicemails. A few people enjoyed reminding me that I'm 'getting older' or that I'm simply 'old' but these people were all older than me.
Arnie: It's the older people that think it's funny. Younger people wouldn't tell you you're old because they actually think your old and it might hurt your feelings.
I haven't decided if it's a good or bad that when I think about 'adult' things it makes me feel like I'm 12.
Happy Birthday to me.
7 Comments:
Pornography and rubber weiners makes you feel like you're 12? That's a little creepy.
Happy late birthday to you!
I'm 30, have been married and divorced and own a house, and I STILL feel like it's not my life and that I'm just playing...weird.
Also, I miss being able to wear nail polish.
Manicures, pedicures, ice cream, bloody marys, and dinner with Arnie is considered a quiet birthday? Sounds like you're still young to me...
You're so fucking old.
Your new name is "Hot Flashes."
-Ryan
Chicago, IL
67 Years Old.
First, you're not old. Second, this is weird because you're updating a lot, but chronologically a week behind on the blog. I suggest just making a list of the things Doug said during the lost week.
I think this blog could definitely use a "Doug Retrospective".
Doug would totally be updating this blog more frequently.
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