Christmas shopping.

While I was trying on jeans at the Gap (it's important to get yourself Christmas gifts too) Doug had a run with a few men who were, according to Doug, waaay cracked out. It started when Doug saw one stuff some shirts in his jacket.

Doug: Can you give me those two shirts you just took?

Crackhead 1: uhhhh......(gives Doug the shirts and walks out)

Crackhead 2: You work here?

Doug: Yes.

Crackhead 2: You better fucking work here.

The employees seemed busy so Doug just stood behind the counter, holding a hat, and pretended to be working.