This sits on the floor in Arnie's kitchen.

I've recently noticed a lot of fortunes lying about his apartment. Right now "Your Efforts Will be Worthwhile" is on the dresser, "It's quality rather than quantity that matters, do a good job" is on a bookshelf, and "It's very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime" is on the desk. "See reverse side for opening instructions" sitting on a table confused me for half a second until I realized it was a tab from a box.