Time for another installment of 'Highlights from Doug's High Seas Travails.'

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I Didn't Do Much Today So Let's Check in With Something More Interesting

or, just

A recent email from Doug:

Was in Southhampton, England today. We went to a TGI Friday's but the food was different.

and later...

It's cool to travel to all these places, yet a little disappointing that unless you go on a tour you really don't get to see much while you're out.

and later...

Ship life is OK... the security team is from Israel and they're cocks. They yell at people and abuse their power, especially with other crew members like us who have many more priveleges and work much less than they do. It's an extremely classist environment. And I'm near the bottom. Other than that, people are pretty much nice.

These stories, delivered with heaping spoonfuls of sarcasm and sass, would be much better in person.