Guess who I ran into on my way to work? Jesse. My brother Jesse. My brother Jesse wearing a dress shirt and tie, carrying a newspaper. My brother Jesse wearing a dress shirt and tie, carrying a newspaper, and getting on a train at 7:30am.

Me: Where are you going?

Jesse: Work. Oh yeah, I have a new job.

Crazy Homeless Man (to Jesse): I like your TIE!

Jesse: Thanks.

Crazy Homeless Man: Are you a lawyer?

Jesse: No.

Crazy Homeless Man: Then you can't get me off.

We chatted quietly on the packed train car for a few minutes, and then spent the rest of the time reading our newspapers. We're not morning people. We're also forgetful. I forgot my Ipod this morning and he forgot his phone.