Doug and I got our eyebrows done today. It was our first time with this esthetician so she felt the need to make small talk. She was very sweet but had an unrecognizable foreign accent and a lisp that made all of her comments sounds a bit condescending.

Esthetician: So do you two live together?

Me: No. We work together.

Esthetician: ...oh boy...

and later

Esthetician: So you guys are the actors at the theater?

Doug: Yes.

Esthetician: ...my dear...