One last dinner with Doug before I head home.

With the New Year approaching we started talking about the future and what it has in store for us.

Me: If I ever became boring would you tell me?

Doug: Yes. But let me preface this by saying, when you have kids, you definitely become boring.

Me: That's not true. I know a lot of non-boring people who have kids.

Doug: Bullshit. Children are whores. They are the whores of commitment and they will make you boring.

Me: So you don't plan on having any?

Doug: No. They just don't fit within my lifestyle. Now pass me my Speedo and martini.