Stacey and Bob have decided to sell their condo and move to Portland to open up a theater. They will be leaving in about five weeks, which is very soon...too soon. Anytime would be too soon for me.

Me: What will you miss most about Chicago?

Stacey: Probably just being surrounded by so many talented people.

Bob: The humping.

Stacey: We're not going to hump in Portland?

BJ is Stacey's real estate agent. On the first day they met, she cried. On the second day, he asked if she was going to cry. She said "Nope, I think I'm going to be OK."