Mother's Day at Julie and Stu's house.

Grandpa: The last time I saw my mother the alzheimer's was pretty bad at that point. I walk in and she looks at me and says 'Uncle Felix!' Well I didn't know who that was, her mother had thirteen kids so I had aunts and uncles I didn't even know. So I looked him up and...

Julie: THIRTEEN! Oh my god, I'm getting really worried that Stu and I are related....IT HAPPENS! We need to get a genealogy tree done.

Me: But you found him in England.

Grandpa: Well alot of Irish and English get together.

Julie(to Stu): I swear we're related.

Happy Mother's Day.