As I said, I haven't travelled much. I can count on one hand how many times I've seen the ocean. I mentioned this to Rachel and Harry (not pictured, that's Jeremy and his fantastic drip castle) while we were walking down to the water yesterday.

Rachel: Really?

Me: Yep. AHHHH! A Crab!

Rachel: WHERE!?

Me: Oh, wait. That's just a dismembered claw. AHHHH! A shrimp!

Rachel: WHERE!?

Me: Uh...it's a rock.

Rachel: (to Harry) Why are we listening to Chicago? AHHH! A shark! AHHH! A mermaid! Quiet Chicago.

Me: ok.